Toilet Thoughts

🤔  Have you ever experienced the feeling of "losing track of time"🕑 while watching a movie, playing a video game, or doing something else you enjoy? Falling asleep is kind of like that, but instead of losing track of time, you lose track of what's happening around you. When we fall asleep, our brain activity changes and we start to dream. This means that our brain is "offline" and not aware of what's going on in the outside world. So, even though we might be sleeping for several hours, we don't have any memory of it because our brain wasn't keeping track of what was happening. When we wake up, our brain starts to become aware of the outside world again and we start to remember what happened while we were asleep. This is why we only realize that we were asleep once we wake up - our brain was too busy dreaming to keep track of time or what was happening in the real world.

  Love, the universal language that connects souls, comes in various forms. Each person has their unique way of expressing and receiving love. Understanding these nuances is crucial in building strong and meaningful relationships. This understanding is where the concept of love languages comes into play. Love languages, as coined by Dr. Gary Chapman, are the different ways individuals prefer to give and receive love. They include Words of Affirmation, Acts of Service, Receiving Gifts, Quality Time, and Physical Touch. While recognizing and embracing each other's love languages can strengthen relationships, miscommunications can arise when the love languages are misunderstood or misinterpreted. The Power of Words For individuals whose love language is Words of Affirmation, the impact of miscommunication can be profound. A simple misunderstanding of a statement or a lack of verbal appreciation can leave them feeling unloved and undervalued. It is crucial to choose our words carefully...

 *LOVE HACK* Lola and her girls-  Zainab, Ada, Tope are going away this weekend to celebrate life and their last days as single women as come next weekend, they will all be walking down the aisle together. They had met in their first year in the university of Ibadan and remained friends eight years after. Lola is regarded as the easy going, calm, down to earth one who kept the group grounded. Zainab and Tope, the social butterflies of the group, they somehow knew everybody and were always invited to the happening parties/events around. Ada- the goal getter, business oriented one, she had no time for idle chit chat, as she was always about getting the 'paper' anyhow and anytime. One would wonder how these girls of different tribes, background and temperament ever got along... Their relationship wasn't always 'peaches and roses', they had days when they butted heads and times they had to come together to heal each other's hurt, speaking of hurt, they had a fair sh...

When Love Hurts  ❤It all started beautifully like a long awaited dream finally on the path of reality with cheers and warm nods from everyone around, she felt loved, she felt on top of the world and deep in her mind she was in heaven. The truth is, she is happy and she knows it, a look into his eyes and her heart trembles with love, making her grin like a fool in love.💞  💫She was living a dairy tale her world was really on the move, her light shone so bright, she could feel the glares of envy on her back, everything was happening just as she expected and she was grateful.  💔Only in the twinkle of an eye, her bright world suddenly became dark, her graceful steps become pain filled, her heart broken, her hopes shattered and she felt rejected. Her knight in shiny armor has become an avenging knight of horror, all for what?... Where did she go wrong? ...What offence had she committed to deserve all she got from him?...  👽The man she fell in love with has become a st...

Dentist making money from bad teeth 😬   I feel they know we ( 😎the smart guys) wouldn’t use it👅…... thereby bringing us back to them with series of teeth problems caused by our habits😢I mean…. no one listens to dentist.. *Shrugs* why would anyone tell me not to eat some certain stuffs like chocolates and candy's that gives me joy and helps me get over anxiety ?..   after all, this is my mouth i have the right to do with it what pleases me..😂😂 but!!!  they may be having too many patients and want us to stay better and live a mouth odour free life to safe the lives of others 😆  trust me you can use Grapes🍇  🍇Grapes are an excellent natural source of fluoride, which explains why raisins contain one of the highest concentrations of any food. It's also one of the most versatile foods that contain fluoride.. so make your self some home made grape toothpaste or wine and free the freshness 👅😂

  Condoms and Tobacco 🤑 🤥Condom companies create latex to control reproduction and at the same time enhance the satisfaction of some kind with some measures of safety.. 😏 don't they really like new customers or do they want those lucky sperm that made it to the egg for fertilization be the last there is.. 🙄 wh at a smart business retention strategy..  🤔 This is quite confusing .... It's boldly written on the packs by these manufacturers that you will die of lung cancer 🥴. The price of these parks keeps increasing funny enough 🤤  with more taxes and brands  ( the higher the price the lower the quanti ty ) along with consumers and flavours, with varying degrees of nicotine and tar to keep you addicted 🤓🤓.. Some bad things 🤭

This Gender 🤭 Before now they use to "pouch" while trying to raise one eyebrow when they are happy 😂with the way and manner the dress and makeup give them attention   🤫 if you look at this trend, it's a subconsciously deliberate act by these species of humans called SlayQueens, Baby Girl for life or wannabees models or product influencers/ ambassadors (  nothing Abu no go see for gate 🤠)  from the look of it,  they are either trying to conceal a part of their anatomy they assume is appealing (Big Tommy, Knock knees, bow legs, or small 🤪bum-bum) some believe it makes them more attractive🙈 some don't even know what it means since the next person is taking that pose so she has to follow suit for " uniformity "( copy cat) well as the saying goes " as you pose for picture na so you go show"